Animal T-shirts Emporium (ATE) sells white, 100-percent
cotton t-shirts in adult sizes S-XL and child sizes
S-XL. The products sold on the ATE site are all name
brands such as Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, Anvil, Gildan
Ooh, I love the creatures featured on
the Animal T-shirts Emporium site, especially the apes
and the monkeys. Unlike in real life the monkeys on
t-shirts do not throw pooh at you when you walk by or
give you the raspberry. The monkeys on these t-shirts
are much friendlier. I think I will wear one to bed
tonight. A t-shirt that is, not a monkey.
- Jane Goodall
Now let's watch Jim being strangled by an anaconda.
Let's watch Jim being devoured by a lion. Let's watch
Jim' carcass being skeletonized by the Amazon piranha.
That Jim sure is a good sport. Neither anaconda, nor
lion, nor piranha can get that skeletonized smile off
of Jim's face.
- Marlin Perkins
She's a beauty! I mean the crocs on these t-shirts
will all but jump out and grab ya! I might just dangle
my baby in front of one of these t-shirt crocs and see
what happens. My baby's a beauty too, but these crocs
have great chompers.
- Croc Hunter
Lassie! Timmy's down the well. Lassie, Timmy's fallen
in a crevice! Lassie, Timmy's drowning in the ocean.
Lassie, Timmy's fallen off the glacier. Lassie, Timmy's
fallen inside an abandoned gold mine. Lassie, it's time
to pick a more coordinated owner. A well, a crevice
and a gold mine, Lassie, it's time you gave little Timmy
- Walter Cronkite
Hey, stop riding me! Every day, it's "Jump a little
higher to get the fish. Jump a little higher to get
the fish." I'm sick and tired of jumping a little
higher to get the fish. Why don't YOU jump a little
higher to get the fish. I'm working my tale off here
just to get the same ole fish.
These products are great, I mean simply great! Nowhere
else can you get great products like these. These are
even greater than great, they are super great. And I